Business Pig [x]
when your computer insists that it has urgent updates
whenever dudebros go into some middle school biology spiel about how people are animals and men are just doing what male animals do
I just want to tell them
did you know:
jumping spider males are forced to dance for their mates, and if their courting dance is flawed the female eats him
u sure u wanna go about the animal kingdom
is this a common american occurrence?
living the dream
gf: babe, come over
me: I aint got a car
gf: but my parents aren’t home
It amazes me that I can accurately type at top speed without looking at my keyboard but still pour water down my shirt ‘cause I missed my mouth in general.